Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
we should paint friendship bongs
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