Yo dont text me then not text me
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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