Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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