Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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