dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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