How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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