how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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