Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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