I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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