Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
pray to the hookup gods
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Randomize
