Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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