Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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