Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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