my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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