why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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