You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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