My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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