Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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