dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
birth control should be required to get into college
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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