if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this hospital has no fireball
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize