i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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