It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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