Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i barfeds in our rink
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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