We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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