how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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