You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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