So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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