He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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