People in love make me want to vomit
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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