Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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