Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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