Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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