I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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