I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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