It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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