The maid of honor just puked.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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