oh god the rape fog is back!
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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