3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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