Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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