Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
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Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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