Fine. I'll sleep in my office
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
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I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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