No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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