In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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