I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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