she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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