There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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