Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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