She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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