look no pants
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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