Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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