that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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