You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
ugly people sure do ruin things
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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