thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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