I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
