no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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