Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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