I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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