you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My dick has a subreddit
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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