So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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