Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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