Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
